Monday, January 24, 2011

The SV Times - I read the Gnus today - oh boy

News in the City
by Conner Frio

Sunset Valley has a new resident. His name is Stephen Slayer. He's just moved from the big city, I'm sure that everyone will want to extend a welcoming hand.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

The SV Times - We Break Gnus for you

New in the City
by Conner Frio
We at the SV Times are excited to welcome Backlot Studios to our town.

Backlot Studios have produced many fine films including "Sims in the City", "Twelve Angry Sims", "Desperate Times" and "Simville". The executives of the studio have said, "We love the locale of Sunset Valley. We should be able to do far more location shoots then we can in the big cities. And the mayor offered us a tax incentive that we couldn't refuse."

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The SV Times - We Piece Gnus Together for You

Special Report
by Conner Frio

Using information gained by a variety of sources, our top cops went to the Warehouse to investigate the activities reported. Benjamin Lee and his partner Phillip Grant had a few words with Mr Jebidiah Kane.

Mr Kane denied all knowledge of illegal activity on the premises.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The SV Times - When The Gnus Breaks, We Find Glue

Special Report
by Conner Frio

Dark clouds hovered over the part of the city last night. Early theories about the clouds included; alien invasion, a mechanical mix up at the Science Lab, some sort of nefarious scheme by the Warehouse gang and simply extremely localized weather.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The SV Times - the Newest Gnus - All the Time

Special Edition - Investigating the Warehouse
by Star Matlock
Star: Louie, I hear you have a job in the Warehouse?
Louie: Just a driver. I move the car or van from point A to point B.

Star: What does your husband Rick Shawn think of your job?
Louie: Why should it worry him? I'm just a driver.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

The SV Times - We bring Gnus to Yous

People around town
by Cycl0n3 Sw0rd

Continuing our special feature on the politicians in town.
Cyclone: Angelo, how do you feel about your career prospects?
Angelo: Not good, seriously. There are so many of us in politics and so few places at the top. I'm the local representative so I can do a lot of good for folks in the area.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The SV Times - Only the Freshest Gnus

People around town
by Cycl0n3 Sw0rd

Our new special feature will be a focus on the politicians in town. First we visit a member of a founding family.
Cyclone: Mr Landgraab, we understand you went into politics to spite your mother.
Malcolm: Not spite as such but she would have preferred me to take over the business empire she built. I just have no interest in following her career path.