Monday, March 7, 2011

The SV Times - All Gnus You Gneeds

News in the City
by Connor Frio
Sunset Valley mourns the passing of another of our leading citizens, Mrs Nancy Landgraab. The Landgraab family has been a backbone of our community for over a century. The family has a strong traditions with the name, the marriage partner of the heir must agree to taking the Landgraab name. Geoffrey Landgraab was no exception to this rule.

Nancy is survived by her husband Geoffrey, their sons Malcolm and Brendon and a granddaughter Destiny. Geoffrey is in deep shock and was unable to respond to our requests for comments.

This reporter did eventually corner Malcolm Landgraab.

"We are very stunned by the passing of my mom. No one really expected that her time had come. Yes, we knew she was old but she hadn't slowed down in the least."

"That doesn't seem to be your only news."

"True. We recently realized that Bella was pregnant for the second time. Then at the last prenatal checkup, the doctors told us to  expect twins, maybe even triplets. I'm hoping that the shock of having two or three babies doesn't kill dad."


After the great success of the Day in the Park series of events, the city decided to try a Night at the Cemetery. This did not prove terribly successful, Macy Lee brought one of her sons.

And Christi Clayton brought a friend.

Not even the resident ghosts could be bothered to stir themselves up. It was a very dead night, in every possible respect.


Relationships in the city
by Star Matlock
One of our town juvenile deliquents,  Ernie Leman wasn't making a good impression on Jane Bachelor.
Jane later was heard to say, "That little punk thinks he can get away with insulting my fashion sense. And yet, look at that vest. Way over the top with that ginger hair of his."

Childhood friends Bradley Kane and Annabelle Grant met up at the park to celebrate going to a new school. This week sees the old friends starting high school for the first time.

Sunset Valley Chess Tournaments
By Autumn Portobella
Mrs Trina Sword decided to start her climb up the tournament ladder. Her first challenge was to defeat Tyler Townsend. Mr Townsend has been our lowest ranking tournament player for some time. He prefers building muscles for his job in the Team instead of building brain power.


Mrs Sword defeated Mr Tyler in a game that lasted less than an hour.

"Trina is a fine player. I underestimated how much she'd want my spot on the tournament ladder."

Trina then challenged our next ranked player, Ms Rena Goth. While this match lasted a little over two hours, in the end Trina triumphed over Rena.

"I'll want a rematch of course. But Trina is a very good opponent, her strategic placement of the bishops wasn't obvious at first."


Cyclone's blog
by Cycl0n3 Sw0rd
We've been looking forward to the big day for ages now. Our second child is finally on his or her way.



We ran over to the hospital. It's so close that the taxi would take longer to arrive than just going.

A few hours later and Trina gave birth to our son Rock Sw0rd. Mother and baby were released from the hospital and are doing well at home.

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Bonus pic

Cyclone is just a toothpick. Scrawny with no muscles at all.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Sunset Valley Landgraab Science Facility - midnight


Mr Kane, thank you for coming. We need to chat.

Your invitation didn't really allow for a refusal did it? Science Lab, midnight, be there or regret the consequences?



True, we were most anxious to talk to you, Mr Kane. Should we introduce ourselves? I'm Macy Lee.

And I am Rachel Grant. You've met our husbands Phillip and Ben. The two of us feel that we need to put a proposal to you. Please, have a seat.

Those are your husbands? [grrrr] What sort of a proposal do you think I'd listen to from you?

Oh yes, a proposal. We understand that you are more than a bit peeved with both our husbands right now.

In fact, we don't blame you for that. You were demoted as a direct result of what the boys did.

But we can't let you go on.

The trick with the bank accounts was cute. However, we need money to buy food for the table, books for the kids.

And pay for their lessons. Having 5 simoleons left in the account was very inconvenient for the family.

Bank trick? I haven't a clue what you mean.

Don't be cute Mr Kane. We have the records of your recent net traffic.

Who do you think runs and maintains the network in Sunset Valley? By the way, do you prefer Jebidiah or Blackjack Kane?

Oh. Damn. You've been digging.

Yes, Mr Kane, we have been digging very deep. Setting up a different version of the daily news was quite good.

In fact, we approve. We've told Connor for years that he needed more security around his system. You've proven that nicely.

We've also seen the next edition you have planned.


That's why you are here. That cannot be allowed to print. Ever.


I didn't start a feud.

We know. We were hoping that you and the boys would burn out soon. But you are adding fuel to the flames and we can't let it happen.

How do you plan to stop me?

Why Jebidiah, we thought you might not like the consequences of your actions.


You see, if you print that, we are going to have to send copies of some of your more 'interesting' files from your computer to the police and the press.

Ha, I'll say you've planted evidence.

It wasn't us. We set the task for Andrea. He's clever, persistent as hell and not involved in this.

We told him it was a training exercise. He doesn't know what he found was real.

We do have a few other possibilities in mind.

Such as if you don't agree to cooperate before you leave here, we are going to leave a basket of quads on your doorstep. With ironclad proof that they are all your babies.

We haven't yet agreed on the second parent. Rachel says Meredith but I'm more inclined to use Harkness genetics. Jack and Ollie have been good clients, I'm sure they won't mind. We might tell Jack to pop by, check that the kids are ok. Won't you love having the neighbors see the town's infamous bi-sex gigolo around regularly?

Four babies would keep you very very busy until well after our husbands retire. Just think of the mountain of diapers. Sleepless nights. Maybe all girls so once they learn to talk, you'll never be free from their chatter.

Blackmail, ladies?

Oh yes, you could call it that.
We could also prevent your computer from ever accessing the network again.

Explain to your boys why they can't play World of Simcraft any more.

We have a winning hand, Kane. But we don't want to use it.

If you swear that you'll leave our families alone, this is the end.

We simply want you to stop. Now.

Unless you break that oath. You break it, and we'll break you.

Ladies, why did you give me this chance?

We researched what Terence had said originally. In your own way, you truly were protecting the city from outside sharks and contributing to the economy. You did lose that position, the city may regret it.

So we agreed to give you a chance. You in?

How could I refuse an offer from such a pair of lovely and rather determined ladies? Yes, I'll lay off them but only if your husbands don't come sniffing around me and mine again. If they do, that is asking for trouble.

Agreed. They'll be looking into cases though, they are cops after all. You'll try to keep them from looking your way?

Agreed. I won't stir unnecessarily. That was my mistake, I was over confident when talking to that reporter.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

The SV Times - Only the best Gnus

The management of the SV Times would like to apologize for the previous edition of the paper. Apparently some glitch in the system corrupted the files just before going to print. We would like to thank our technical team for correcting the problems.


News in the City
by Connor Frio

The top story of the day is a city tragedy. Cornelia Goth, one of the founders of our city, has passed on. She is survived by her children Mortimer and Rena Goth and a grandson Seth.

"We'll all miss her," sobbed Mortimer. "She's been the rock for this family and her passing will leave a huge hole in our lives."

This reporter was unable to get any comments from Rena, she was too distraught to answer her phone.

Pauline Wan has reached the pinnacle of her music career, a movie music composer.

"I've been asked to compose new music for the next three films from Backlot Studios. It's a challenge, they are producing a comedy, an action thriller and a story set in Victorian Simola. That's going to require some different styles and they set some tight deadlines."

There was another protest outside city hall today. The city residents demand that unicorns be brought into the city immediately.

"They are beautiful and a symbol of purity" exclaimed Trina Sw0rd.


Other News from Around the City

by Cycl0n3 Sw0rd


Local ghost hunter, Meredith Kane, spent much of the weekend relaxing in the park.

"Ghost hunting is child's play. I'm just keeping my stress levels low till the next round of ghost hunting."

This reporter has just found out he is to be a father for the second time.

Carolina North Han and Maxwell Han are proud parents to a new baby boy.

Ripley Warren-Hawke spent the day with her daughters Roberta and Kristina.


Ben and Macy Lee should be concerned over the company their son Jeremiah keeps. Making friends with the town thug, Jerod Wolff does not bode well for Jeremiah's future career or acceptance in the city.

Romance in the city
by Star Matlock

Love is in the air for the teenagers Nandine Hunter-Bodette and Chaim Montgomery. This is the second romance for teens from the Hunter-Bodette and Montgomery families. Their siblings Joanne Hunter-Bodette and Trent Montgomery are already dating.

Travis Kane and Tomeka Wolff are starting a new romance.

Other Local News
by Autumn Portobella

Daniel Landgraab and Debbie Lessen's relationship is currently in doubt after the couple were found arguing outside the local diner. Apparently Miss Lessen was less than impressed by the choice of restaurants her boyfriend was willing to take her to.

Dion Wolff wasn't paying attention when he kissed Courtney Leman in the park. The kiss was witnessed by the Hunter-Bodette girls, both of whom were romantically interested in Dion.

Jerod Hunter-Bodette asked the boy to their house.

Jerod proceeded to tell Dion what he thought of boys that break the hearts of his daughters.

Both Nandine and Joanne were devastated to find that they shared one boy with each other and a third girl.

Nandine first told Dion it was over between them.

Her sister Joanne followed suit soon after.

The SV Times - Only the worst News

News in the City
by Connor Fried

A minor story of the day is that Cornelia Goth, one of the founders of our city, has passed on. Lucky Goth survivors are her children Mortimer and Rena Goth and a grandson Seth.

"We'll all miss her," sobbed the weak arsed Mortimer. "She's been the rock for this family and her passing will leave a huge hole in our lives."

This reporter was unable to get any comments from Rena, she couldn't be bothered to answer her phone.

Local hussy, Pauline Wan, has reached the pinnacle of her rather dreary profession, a movie music composer.

"I've been asked to compose new music for the next three films from Backlot Studios. It's a challenge, they are producing a comedy, an action thriller and a story set in Victorian Simola. That's going to require some different styles and they set some tight deadlines." That tart will never make the deadlines.

There was another protest outside city hall today. Local pansies demand that unicorns be brought into the city immediately.

"They are beautiful and a symbol of purity" exclaimed local pregnant bimbo. Just hormones sweety.


Other News from Around the City

by Twister Sword


Local ghost hunter, Meredith Kane, spent much of the weekend relaxing in the park.

"Ghost hunting is child's play. I'm just keeping my stress levels low till the next round of ghost hunting," said the lovely Mrs Kane.

This reporter has just found out he is to be a father for the second time. Polluting the gene pool yet again.

Carolina North Han and Maxwell Han are proud parents to a new baby boy.

Ripley Warren-Hawke spent the day with her daughters Roberta and Kristina.


Ben and Macy Lee should be thrilled about the company their son Jeremiah keeps. Making friends with the town thug, Jerod Wolff bodes well for Jeremiah's future prospects.

Romance in the city
by Moon Matlock

Love is in the air for the teenagers Nandine Hunter-Bodette and Chaim Montgomery. This is the second romance for teens from the Hunter-Bodette and Montgomery families. Their siblings Joanne Hunter-Bodette and Trent Montgomery are already dating. Teenage hormones should be outlawed and all teens sealed into a barrel until the age of 25.

Travis Kane and Tomeka Wolff are starting a new romance.

Other Local News
by Fallen Portobella

Daniel Landgraab and Debbie Lessen's relationship is currently in doubt after the couple were found arguing outside the local diner. Apparently Miss Lessen was less than impressed by the choice of restaurants her boyfriend was willing to take her to. He needs to dump the girl and find someone more accommodating.

Dion Wolff wasn't paying attention when he kissed Courtney Leman in the park. The kiss was witnessed by the Hunter-Bodette girls, both of whom were romantically interested in Dion. The boy is a complete and utter idiot.

Jerod Hunter-Bodette asked the boy to their house.

Jerod proceeded to tell Dion what he thought of boys that break the hearts of his daughters. For the record, he should have beaten the boy but he must be a soft-hearted liberal.

Both Nandine and Joanne were devastated to find that they shared one boy with each other and a third girl. Idiot teens.

Nandine first told Dion it was over between them. Really idiot teens.

Her sister Joanne followed suit soon after.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Due to a power outage

It may be some time before the next blog update. No idea when power will be back and I will be able to resume as normal.

Monday, January 24, 2011

The SV Times - I read the Gnus today - oh boy

News in the City
by Conner Frio

Sunset Valley has a new resident. His name is Stephen Slayer. He's just moved from the big city, I'm sure that everyone will want to extend a welcoming hand.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

The SV Times - We Break Gnus for you

New in the City
by Conner Frio
We at the SV Times are excited to welcome Backlot Studios to our town.

Backlot Studios have produced many fine films including "Sims in the City", "Twelve Angry Sims", "Desperate Times" and "Simville". The executives of the studio have said, "We love the locale of Sunset Valley. We should be able to do far more location shoots then we can in the big cities. And the mayor offered us a tax incentive that we couldn't refuse."