Dear Alex,
I dated my high-school sweetheart for three years, before calling it quits. She called me insensitive or whatever, just because I broke up with her the day before prom, and then again two years later after her 18th birthday. Everyone knows high school romances don't last, and besides, I want to catch some new fish. Wink wink.
So anyway, she's married now with a kid, but I'm not quite sure she's completely over me. I've been crushing on her mom for years, and after her parents got a divorce, I decided to go for it. She was very reciprocation to my advances, so the attraction is pretty mutual. However, it's adding more tension to the household, because my ex/her daughter walked in while we were woohoo-ing. Oops? I also think her mom may be pregnant. And she also happens to be Mayor. So, um...how do we go about telling her daughter/my ex that she may have a new brother or sister, fathered by her high school sweetheart? This seems like it'd be really awkward for family reunions...
S.O.S,
-Cougar Luvr
Dear Cougar Luvr,
Seriously?! Wow. You remind me of a guy I used to know.
Let me get this straight; you've impregnated the mayor of your town who also happens to be the mother of your ex-girlfriend who is now married with a child and living in the same house. Well then, there is no fix that I can think of.
You've successfully screwed up your life, and the lives of those around you. Great job.
Stay Celibate,
-Alex
Hahahahaha!!! *dies* XDD That is priceless... Only in the sims, eh? ;D
ReplyDeleteLove these little Dear Alex segments, Cheesy! <3
Ooh, my! This made me chuckling! Cougar Luvr certainly wanted a big fish. I hope he hasn't woohooed with her daughter/ex or it's going to be pretty awkward... or has it already?
ReplyDeleteAlex really amused me. He's really great at answering those letters XD .
Thanks guys.
ReplyDeleteOhh yeah, he did. "Cougar Luvr" has pretty much screwed over the family tree of his victims, lol. It's lovely. :D