Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The SV Times - We Piece Gnus Together for You

Special Report
by Conner Frio

Using information gained by a variety of sources, our top cops went to the Warehouse to investigate the activities reported. Benjamin Lee and his partner Phillip Grant had a few words with Mr Jebidiah Kane.

Mr Kane denied all knowledge of illegal activity on the premises.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The SV Times - When The Gnus Breaks, We Find Glue

Special Report
by Conner Frio

Dark clouds hovered over the part of the city last night. Early theories about the clouds included; alien invasion, a mechanical mix up at the Science Lab, some sort of nefarious scheme by the Warehouse gang and simply extremely localized weather.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The SV Times - the Newest Gnus - All the Time

Special Edition - Investigating the Warehouse
by Star Matlock
Star: Louie, I hear you have a job in the Warehouse?
Louie: Just a driver. I move the car or van from point A to point B.

Star: What does your husband Rick Shawn think of your job?
Louie: Why should it worry him? I'm just a driver.